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Friday Fictioneers – Woodland Recipes

Another submission to Friday Fictioneers:  Roasted Wood Gnome

Photo copyright: Madison Woods


While hunting for mushrooms recently, I came across an unusual specimen: the Wood Gnome. A rare gastro-gnomic delicacy, the small creature was hunted nearly to extinction by German foresters; Wood Gnomes came to the New World along with other unsavory immigrants: pox, diphtheria and the Welsh*. French fur trappers made Quebec famous for its gnome fur exports. (It takes several thousand gnomes to make a decent coat.) To prepare, simply remove lederhosen, wash gnome thoroughly and skin before spitting and roasting over hickory fire embers. Gnome is done when the tiny nose pops. Sprinkle with gruyere and serve.


Asterisk Bedazzled Footnote:

*Please, no hate mail from the Welsh. It just sounded funny to me.




Genre:  Humor Fiction

Word Count:  100 Words